Comedian and Deptford local Alistair Green is something of a social media sensation, boasting over 200,000 followers between his Twitter and Instagram accounts.
His viral videos see him slip in and out of personas – from former health secretary Matt Hancock to that guy at the bar who tries to flirt with the barmaid – in a bid to paint a ‘definitive portrait of modern Britain’.
Before he heads off on a national tour this spring, Alistair spoke to the South Londoner about his relationship with Deptford, his favourite places to eat out, and number one south London landmark. (We got the feeling he wasn’t taking our questions too seriously, but what could we expect?)
Have you always been in comedy or did you have another career first?
I’ve never had a career really, but I’ve done most jobs. I’ve been a money broker, librarian, Pizza Hut delivery driver, road sweeper – you name it.
How would you describe your style of comedy?
Tortuous. Excruciating. Barely watchable.
Some readers will know you from your tongue-in-cheek sketches on social media. Your lockdown videos of you walking around your neighbourhood were hilarious. Do you ever feel conflicted about sharing your material for free on social media?
It all pays off if it brings more people to the live shows, so it’s worth it.
Through your Instagram reels you offer, er, alternative tours of Deptford. Has SE8 always been home?
I grew up in Essex but I’ve lived here for about 15 years now. It’s a funny place with lots of interesting characters.
What does a typical week in south London involve for you?
A lot of wandering around aimlessly until I have a panic attack and then do some work until about midnight.
When you’re not in panic mode, where do you like to go for a meal out in south London?
There’s a great Caribbean restaurant, Kaieteur kitchen, in Walworth. I also love the fish and chip shop Something Fishy in Lewisham and plant-based Indian street food restaurant Hullabaloo in Deptford.
Where do you shop for clothes and homeware in south London?
I’ve worn the same clothes for years and don’t buy any, sorry! Same with homeware.
Fair enough! Do you have a favourite south London landmark?
Can it be a pub? If so, mine’s The Dog and Bell in Deptford.
What’s the one place, thing or activity south of the river that everyone should try at least once?
Walworth Road Market on a Saturday morning.
Alistair Green is on a national tour with his new show, ‘What Are We Like Eh!’, from March 10 – April 13.
Admission: £20.
For dates and times, visit www.showandtellpresents.com
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